predelection: #dead (Yuri Ishtar Dead)
2025-10-25 07:32 pm

Frankenstein (2025)

I just saw Guillermo del Toro's Frankenstein and while it deviated from the book quite a bit, I liked it!

Character Thoughts:

First of all, I was excited that they went with the framing narrative of the Arctic expedition that rescues Frankenstein and the captain that coaxes the story out of him. They did make the captain older (and Russian) when my inner fujoshi wanted the canonical ambitious young captain mirror to Frankenstein that wants to take care of Victor and be his new best friend forever. However, the captain was a smaller part so it didn't really seem to matter that much.

I went into the film blind (not having read reviews or summaries) so I was a little surprised they took the "Bride of Frankenstein" route with Mia Goth at Elizabeth. I liked the character changes, making Elizabeth a naturalist and a seeker of the meaning of life/God's design and Mia Goth looked great in the highly symbolic costumes she wore. Her physical acting was a lot stronger than her line delivery, I wish she would just enunciate instead of breathily whispering everything. Maybe that's how del Toro wanted it, who knows. William also became her fiance and not a child which I also thought was fine... not much to say about his role he didn't do much.

Jacob Elordi did a good job as the creature too, THOUGH HE WAS ALSO MUTTERING??? AM I THE PROBLEM AM I LOSING MY HEARING OR SOMETHING???? I think his performance in this film is making me more excited to hate-watch Wuthering Heights in February and see how he does as Heathcliff. I think the design team brought to life the book's description of him of having individually perfect and beautiful parts, but I think it fell somewhat sort of the sum of his parts being overall horrifying. I think it was a tall order however, and it was still a great design. The absolutely disgusting construction process did carry a lot of the horror for me, but once the creature was up and about I was like "this is a slightly abnormal looking tall man".

I've always thought Oscar Issac was sort of a middle of the road actor, not bad by any means but of limited range. I think he pushed himself to the greatest extent of his abilities as Victor Frankenstein and I'm glad he was able to have a more complex role than he usually gets to play (happy do-gooder).

I was intrigued by the replacement of Henry with Christoph Waltz's character (Elizabeth's uncle Harlander). He was an amateur photographer and arms manufacturer/former army surgeon with an unusual interest in Victor's experiments. I was expecting his photography to feature more in the creature's discovery of his origins, but the one negative they used was maximally effective, and the on-screen yucky gore of the creature's construction made further photographs somewhat reductive.

Changes:

First, instead of a happy home life, Frankenstein has a mean and controlling father but a close relationship with his perfect mother who tragically dies in childbirth when delivering William. (Weirdly, the ballet Frankenstein ALSO has her dying in childbirth. WHY?). I think this was a fine set-up for the later cruel patriarchal role Frankenstein takes with the Creature when he's studying the newly en-livened Creature. I'm not into the whole Freudian father-complex thing but it wasn't bad, especially contrasted with Elizabeth's loving mother-teacher-wife role for the Creature. Elizabeth's role changed from Frankenstein's childhood friend and playmate to his mommy-complex dream girl AND the Creature's mother-wife. Wow.

Actually there was a lot of patriarchal daddy-stuff going on. The Blind Man (De Lacey in the novel) becomes the Creature's teacher outright, not in secret and calls him his friend, and they have a cute little montage together in the cottage before he is BRUTALLY EATEN BY WOLVES. There was literal Christian absolution imagery going on between them that's mirrored later during Victor's dying acceptance of the Creature at the end of the movie. The original takes more of a fallen angel/new Adam Christian angle with the Creature so Father-the-God movie position just seemed like a different approach to the background Christian themes of the novel. Victor also starts to imitate his hated father in his early days with the Creature and it was very blatant. I didn't hate it but it does make Victor look stupid and incapable of introspection which was probably the point.

They also changed the Creature's murdering from revenge killing Papa Frankenstein, Elizabeth, Henry and William (and Justine by proxy) to collateral damage murders of canon fodder sailors and wedding party attendees who try to stop him from getting at Victor. If I think about it I would say I prefer the Creature's murders to be calculated revenge like they are in the book because 1) I think it aligns with his tragic struggle with his innate innocence and desire to be good/accepted by human society vs the complete alienation he's cursed to endure because of his appearance and 2) because I think his indiscriminate killing of extras doesn't align with his earlier characterization of the Blind Man's Christian allegory blessing of him as a good man and friend. He should be more reluctant to kill OR they should have shown more of his fall from innocence and lust for revenge against a world that hates him!

This brings me to the "Frankenstein is the real monster" theory that BOTH my parents parroted to me (I think likely taken from the internet) and was explicitly stated by William in the movie dialogue. Frankenstein is definitely more selfish and cruel in the movie than the book, but even in the book he's not really a "monster". He is recklessly irresponsible in his creation of the Creature and in abandoning him, but by the time they reunite, the Creature has ruthlessly killed his younger brother and framed Justine for the murder who is then unjustly executed. Frankenstein's second rejection of the monster by refusing to create a companion for it IS cruel but it is grounded in his knowledge of the crimes the Creature has committed and his decision that he cannot trust that all problems will be solved by granting the Creature's request. The Creature's pre-reunion life goes to show that Victor has no to ability to foresee or control what happens once he creates life and because the Creature has free will Victor has no guarantee that a companion would go along with his and the Creature's decision to not kill anymore humans and life as eternal exiles. What if the companion is a lesbian and doesn't want to live a heterosexual hermit life with the original Creature? Also, while the Creature's narrative is both eloquent and tragic I think it's reasonable for Victor to distrust his promises since he LITERALLY KILLED HIS BROTHER and he doesn't really know the Creature outside of what he has told Victor about himself.

From the Creature's perspective, he really has had the worst life ever, is rejected and hated by everyone he meets and I completely understand why he's pissed and wants to kill. However, he does emphasize that his revenge was a conscious choice and I believe that the reason this is made clear in the narrative is meant to justifiably erode his position a purely innocent victim of circumstance and defend Victor's no-companion position. The movie having the creature kill extras (which he never does in the book) also erodes the innocent victim position without suitable reason. I also think it erodes the romance between Elizabeth and the Creature because she rejects Victor for his cruelty and selfishness and lack of respect for life and the human soul, but the Creature can kill her fiance (let alone the extras) and it goes unremarked?? I get that she's dying but come on...

Elizabeth as a naturalist and the addition of her uncle Harlander was also a big change but I liked them. I did miss Henry Clerval, but I understand why they didn't want to throw another innocent good boy on the pyre of Victor's ambition, when they could instead sacrifice a desperate and rich sensualist. I did enjoy they little power play between Victor and Harlander in the bathroom and I think Victor rejecting his plea to have his consciousness put in the Creature did the job of showing Victor's lack of compassion and obsession with creating perfect and eternal life. The similarities between Harlander and Victor as obsession with perpetuating life were a good contrast to Elizabeth's love for insects and life sciences and her embrace of death. It was interesting that they made her Victor's intellectual equal (while her uncle was Victor's sponsor and collaborator) while making her disinterested in him romantically (even disgusted by him). What stood out to me in this contrast was Victor wanted to make the Creature large because scale was easier to work with, but Elizabeth loved insects because they're small and complex but very physically different from humans. It was very control vs understanding themed. When she first met the Creature she was very "mommy teaching baby his first words" about it which was also a good contrast to Victor's reenactment of his abusive father in their early interactions. I think there was probably some other mother symbolism going on in the costumes that I didn't fully grasp during my viewing (like Victor's wearing red gloves when making the Creature, and red was his mother's color so it's like he's becoming his mother through the act of creating life with his own hands or something...idk).

Perhaps the biggest change was that the Creature is cursed to never die, so the suffering and rejection he experiences will never end. NOOOO!!!! I understand that the more sympathetic approach to the Creature means they probably didn't want to have to canon ending of him killing himself, but it's hard to see where the Creature can go from here. Victor tell him to live his best life before he dies, and he rescues all the Russian sailors from being stuck in the ice, but then he's just stranded in the Arctic?? I think the Creature choosing to save the ship of his own impetus was supposed to show his change of heart and his return to his original path of "a good man and friend" but it wrote him into a corner of Arctic solitude which I do not think is "learning to live" or whatever. I think they should have NOT had the Creature kill any sailors and he should have just snuck into the captain's room like he did in the book and the captain could have been like "I see the hubris in my Arctic expedition and I would like to become your third father-figure of the movie if you can save us I can take you back to Russia and give you a loving home" and there would be no awkward boat trip between the Creature and the friends of the sailors he killed gruesomely.

Dialogue:

I thought the script was good except for two lines. What stands out in my mind was William, WITH HIS DYING BREATH, telling Victor that "he's the monster" (not "help me"? not "save Elizabeth?")and the Creature telling Victor that "now we can both be human" after they mutually forgive each other in the captain's cabin when Victor's dying.

I thought it was really incongruous for William to rush the Creature with INTENT TO DETAIN OR KILL after Victor lied to him about the Creature attacking Elizabeth, then be mortally wounded by the Creature and turn around and give Victor a speech on Victor's moral failings. It made me think this speech was the only reason they bothered to include William's character in the movie, since it would have been no different plot-wise without him. I think the moment of him dying would have spoken for itself when Victor had to live with the consequences of 1) shooting Elizabeth 2) his lie about shooting Elizabeth resulting in William's death. The speech was unnecessary and it left me wondering how William figured out Victor was responsible for Elizabeth being shot. Or maybe he didn't and it was based on Victor making the Creature? Did he just secretly resent Victor and wanted to spend his last moments of life telling him he sucked before he lost the chance forever?

The "now we can both be human" stuff was just garbage dialogue in my opinion. I truly wonder why they included it and I feel suspicious that they thought the audience was too stupid and needed to be told what to think about the characters. The original final speech by the Creature in the book was all about the hollowness of revenge, his eternal suffering and loneliness and how he's going to kill himself now that Victor's dead. Since the movie made the Creature immortal, he definitely could not do the original speech, and him forgiving Victor did bring his discussion with the Bold Man about forgiveness full circle, but this specific dialogue is just BAD. The scene was already really long and it was a huge about-face for Victor, so I think if they cut that line specifically it would have worked more.

I did like how when the Blind Man was teaching the Creature to read he read Percy Bysshe Shelley's poem Ozymandias. Cute reference! I also liked how they were going to read Paradise Lost (my favorite poem and an original read of the Creature's in the novel) but it seems like it didn't go anywhere... The Creature never actually read it (on-screen)! I thought he would read it after the Blind Man was eaten by wolves and he decided he wanted friends or revenge but it literally never came up again.... it's so quotable too! I guess the Creature didn't really get revenge the same way he did in the book so there was probably no point.

Conclusions:

Good movie!!

I cannot believe that I am the same creature whose thoughts were once filled with sublime and transcendent visions of beauty and the majesty of goodness. But it is even so; the fallen angel becomes a malignant devil. Yet even that enemy of God and man had friends and associates in his desolation; I am alone."


- Mary Shelley, Frankenstein
predelection: (Jareth "Oh No!")
2025-08-08 11:03 pm
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Is Gender Pee Pee?

I was pretty shellshocked when I saw this Murderbot TV show clip where the show-runners added a non-book character whose purpose seems to be to sexually objectify Murderbot by asking a member of the survey team Murderbot was hired to protect if it "has a pee pee".

As a reader of the Murderbot books, this scene was pretty surprising, not only because of the introduction of an OC, but because the dialogue addressed Murderbot's gender identity and physical make-up in a side character interaction of which Murderbot takes no part. The book addresses this pretty up-front in Murderbot exposition, where it explains to the reader that it thinks sex scenes are boring in TV shows because it thinks sex itself is boring and that it probably wouldn't change its mind about this opinion, even if it had organic sex parts, which it does not have or want to have.

The show already has Murderbot narration, so I don't know why they didn't just add this part of the book narration into the show narration and chose to have this uncomfortable interaction with an OC instead. I think they wanted to use the survey team's uncomfortable reaction to inform the audience that it was a bad question and to foreshadow the OC's secretly evil nature, but I don't think the audience has to witness an uncomfortable human interaction to grasp the concept of "organic/robot construct does not have gender and/or sex organs" and foreshadowing can be done in many ways.

Also, interesting that the OC defaulted to asking if Murderbot had male sex organs and only male sex organs. She didn't ask if Murderbot had a pee pee OR a hoo-ha. In my opinion, the actor who plays Murderbot is styled to appear pretty male-presenting in the show, but from this dialogue it's implied that the humans in-universe subconsciously associate Murderbot solely with male characteristics instead of male and female characteristics, or agender characteristics. I think this is a massive flaw in the script that undermines the entire concept of Murderbot's non-human nature, non-gendered nature. And why doesn't Murderbot get to tell the audience about their gender and physical make-up through narration, over which it would have agency in the telling?? Is it because the show wanted to objectify Murderbot and call it sexy without endorsing that position? Is it because the IRL actor is a man? Is it because the SecUnits take on the task of enforcing, fighting and violence, which are culturally male activities in the West? WHY??

This scene instantly gave me a flash-back to the Barbie movie where Barbie proudly states she and Ken don't have genitals when they're sexually harassed by construction workers, and Ken tries to walk back her statement and claim he does have genitals (when he definitely doesn't have them, haha hilarious). Why does being a sexless plastic toy make Ken feel emasculated? Why does he need to reassure men that he has male sex organs? Is gender boy? Is gender having pee pee? Later in the Barbie movie, Barbie becomes human and goes to the gynecologist, which serves to proudly announce to the audience that she's changed from sexless plastic toy into female with sex organs, despite identifying with women earlier in the film when she was still a sex organ-less doll. Is having sex organs gender? Is gender being person? Is being person hoo-ha?
predelection: Heh (Gao Guifei Smug)
2025-06-30 09:18 pm

Ol' Squash Hands

I always peel and chop up butternut squash for my dog's home cooked turkey dinners (lmfao). Today, I was once again peeling and chopping squash when I noticed my hands felt super dry and tight and started peeling!? HUH!?!? I googled it and it turns out this is something called "squash hands" which is either contact dermatitis, or just the sap from the squash sticking to the hands then peeling off (google was unclear about which), but either way I was surprised by this experience!!

It's been a while since I posted about my recent reads, and I'm skipping some because I can't remember them well enough to summarize lol. I hope I don't repeat any books either lol.

Latest Reads:

Judgment Day by Shisi: I'm not into post-apocalyptic stories in general, but this one was interesting because I liked the main character a lot. It was interesting to read about a sentient mushroom learning to be human and accidentally seducing the human who kills mutants like him. I will read the second book but I'm not crazy about this novel (like I have been about other C-novels).

Lullaby of the Dawn by Ichika Yuno: I was genuinely surprised by the twist in this series, and I eagerly await the conclusion! The art style is also really pretty, but I think the author would benefit from a more streamlined plot...

On or Off by A1: Scum gong strikes again!! I will continue this series, I really like the poor misunderstood shou.

Snow Fairy by Tomo Serizawa: LOVED THIS BL!!! Really gorgeous art and a cute romance/storyline. I wish the couple a thousand years of happiness.

Rooming With My Two Lovers by Anji Seina: I love the evil, crazy tops lmao...The bottom is a little too stupid for me to love, but I enjoyed this BL and it seems to me like there should be a part 2, but I don't think there is (yet)??

Dolly Parton, Songteller: This audiobook was narrated by Dolly herself and she did not care about completing sentences, finishing thoughts, or otherwise providing a structured narrative. However, it wasn't hard to follow her narration and I was interested in most of the anecdotes she shared. My big take-away from this book was how emotionally resilient Dolly was when facing obstacles. She had a contentious relationship with Porter Wagoner, whose show gave her her big break, but from whom she wanted to become independent. He ended up suing her for millions of dollars when she broke her contract with him, and she couldn't afford to fight it and so she ended up having to pay him back over the course of YEARS. But she reflected very lovingly on their relationship and her time on his show, and when she made it big she ended up buying his old record company and gifting it to his children which is astonishingly generous IMHO. Dolly seems like the kind of person who dwells on the positive in life. It's trite, but I think it made her come across as a happy, joyful person and is a much better outlook than a negative and defeatist one.

Good Lookin' Cookin' by Dolly Parton and Rachel Parton George: I checked this cookbook out after Songteller and I made the meatloaf and the mac and cheese. Both recipes were a hit with my family (my mom especially loved the meatloaf), but I think the mac and cheese recipe would be improved by leaving out the Velveeta and adding some Kraft cheese power as a topping if one MUST include the artificial cheese flavour (which I personally am in favour of). I have been hanging onto this book because I have vague plans to buy a small grill for my balcony and there are a lot of grilling-themed recipes in this book. I want to try the zesty chicken next! Also, I really really REALLY want to go to Dollywood and buy a 3-pound slice of the 24-pound apple pie they sell there. Also, the rides are supposed to be super fun and respected by the rollercoaster enthusiast community.
predelection: #dead (Yuri Ishtar Dead)
2024-05-19 10:47 am
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The Mummy (1999)

My sister and I recently went to see a theatrical re-release of The Mummy (1999) and I have some thoughts about it. First, I think it's a really good movie. The pacing is good and it didn't feel like there was wasted screen time or dialogue, and any exposition-heavy dialogue was executed well which is something I think is hard to do. Overall a really enjoyable and re-watchable film!

Basic Summary:
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The Curse:
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predelection: (Chibiusa and Helios)
2024-02-11 03:56 pm

The Truth Has Been Hiding In Plain Sight

CeraVe has been my moisturizer of choice for about seven (!?) years now. My sister, knowing of my passion for and commitment to this brand, just showed me this hilarious CeraVe parody video:



I really do feel like I am bathing in a wooded dell accompanied by dolphin unicorns when I'm moisturizing, so this video is definitely representative of my experience.

FYI my favorite CeraVe products are the: Skin Renewing Nightly Exfoliating Treatment, Skin Renewing Retinol Serum, and of course the classic CeraVe Moisturizing Cream!
predelection: (Lady Oscar with Sword)
2023-10-29 01:02 pm

Barbie: Total War

Ok so since I read buckets of military history/strategy when I had COVID and because someeone finally posted the full Barbie (2023) scene where the Kens go to war, I wanted to do a write-up on the strategy and tactics of the Ryan Gosling Ken and Sima Liu Ken armies after rewatching the scene about 10 billion times. Here's the scene for reference.

Strategy:
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Geography of the Battlefield:
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Tactics:
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predelection: (Nehelenia Evil Gaze)
2023-10-28 10:45 pm
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Happy Halloween!

For Halloween this year I thought I would share some of my favorite "haunting" music!

Ballads, songs that tell a narrative story, are a cornerstone of folk music and there are lots of subgenres of ballad narrative types. One of my favorite subgenres is "return of the dead" which is pretty self-explanatory... a dead person returns from the beyond the grave (usually for a set period of time) to reunite with a living person. Here are some of my favorite examples of this subgenre:

-Sweet William's Ghost by Cara
-The Lover's Ghost by Pauline Scanlon
-The Unquiet Grave by Gryphon
-Lady Margaret by Buffy Sainte-Marie

A sometimes-related subgenre is murder ballads. This genre is also self-explanatory. They're songs about someone (or multiple someones) getting murdered. In this version of The Twa Sisters (titled Cruel Sister by Pentangle) the harp made out of the body of the murdered sister "began to play alone" the story of the sister's murder at her killer's wedding! THE DRAMA! JUSTICE FROM BEYOND THE GRAVE! I hope the groom can get an annulment...

Here are some other favorite murder ballads of mine:

-Young Emily by Alasdair Roberts
-Little Omie Wise by Doc Watson

Another favorite murder ballad of mine is a variation of "Lady Isabel and the Elf Knight", May Colvin, by Sìleas on their album Play on Light. (Sadly, I can't find any digital versions of this album/song to link).

Aaand that's about it! Happy Halloween, everyone!!
predelection: (Tsukino Usagi Messiah)
2023-10-16 11:36 pm

Midnight Mass

My sister got my mom to watch Midnight Mass and my mom freaking loved it, so she got me to watch it and...IT WAS GOOD!!! I just finished the last episode and I was WEEPING!!!! My mom was like, "It's a horror story but ultimately it's a love story" and I like like "yeah yeah yeah whatever" because being on tumblr dot com made me allergic to having recommendations presented to me this way. BUT MY MOM WAS RIGHT!!!! CYNICISM DESTROYED!!!! (Spoilers under the cut):

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Anyway, I recommend this show to anyone and everyone. Please watch it!! It was so good!!!
predelection: (Marco Pagot Reading)
2023-10-04 08:44 pm
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Reading Round-up

It's been a while since I posted about reading- I always have great plans for detailed posts chronicling all my Thoughts about whatever I just read but it's too much work! I might go back to some of these books later if I can't stand not talking about them more.

I'm Glad My Mom Died by Jeanette McCurdy:
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Agnes Grey by Anne Brontë:
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Doctor Aphra By Sarah Kuhn:
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Triple Zero by Karen Traviss:
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Trickster Drift by Eden Robinson:
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Anne of the Island by L.M. Montgomery:
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Dead Man's Ransom by Ellis Peters:
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Majipoor Chronicles by Robert K. Silverberg:
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Emily Wilde's Encyclopedia of Faeries by Heather Fawcett:
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Anything you want me to read next? Send me your recommendations!
predelection: Scorn!!!! (Gao Guifei Mockery)
2023-06-11 07:13 pm

The Little Mermaid (2023)

I saw the live action adaptation of The Little Mermaid with my sister and I have a lot of thoughts!!

First of all, The Little Mermaid was my favorite Disney movie as a kid. I think that Beauty and the Beast is the overall best Disney movie, but The Little Mermaid just had all the right things to capture the heart and imagination of mini-me. I love mermaids and I would love to be a mermaid myself. (I never understood why Ariel wanted to be human??). Plus all the background drama between Triton and Ursula intrigued me and I loved the set design for Eric's castle and Ursula's creepy lair. I think the live-action remake was fine, but was held back by the original movie. It seems to me that Disney struggled between doing a shot-for-shot remake of the original and writing a new mermaid/human star-crossed lovers political romance drama and I think the live-action movie suffered for it:

First, there are just some scenes that are harder to execute with real-world physics and actors than in animation (Ursula lolling around in her lair, Ariel on her rock with the surf crashing behind her, etc.) and there were some underwater scenes with obvious glitches that made me lol in the theatre.

Second, all the minor changes made to the original story belied some much more interesting fantasy/drama concepts that they were unable to expand upon or fully execute because we had to go through all the animated version dialogue and scenes. For example, Triton and Ursula are bitter, unreconciled siblings?? There seemed to be some sort of early power struggle over rulership that Triton won and is the reason for Ursula's exile?? They never explained more about their previous sibling relationship and current estrangement to make this change exciting or interesting and it left me wondering why they bothered to make this change in the first place when it was doomed to fall flat without context. I would assume that Ursula's behaviour (tricking merfolk into unfair magical contracts to enslave their souls and destroy their bodies) is reason enough to fight, but this was already their reason for fighting in the original...

The live action movie was set in the Caribbean which I LOVED since it fits the story well - and I think this concept would have been even stronger if they were bold and didn't make Eric a prince. The dialogue referenced Spain (and I think also Europe?) so it felt like it was a proto-historical setting, but the island was obviously not a real Caribbean island and I feel this decision made it lack worldbuilding commitment. Eric could still have been an important figure on the island, maybe their metaphorical "prince", but it just seemed weird and stilted to have a small Caribbean island with a formal monarchy (and royal court??). I think it would have been refreshing for a guy to be a prince for his qualities instead of hierarchy. Eric was adopted in this movie (and had some weird daddy-issue thing with his deceased adopted father??) so once again I feel like they had a vision for a new movie they sidelined in favor of trying to keep too many original movie ideas.

A lot of hate directed towards this movie was because it was #diverse, but setting it in the Caribbean, which is an incredibly ethnically diverse place, really fit!! Good change!! (Also makes Sebastian's accent seem less like the "joke" it was originally written to be imo.) Ariel being played by a black actress in no way impacted the story which just goes to show that the people screaming and crying about it were just being ridiculous. I thought the actress was very cute and had some good charisma. Her voice actually sounded a lot like the animated Ariel, which I did not expect, and I wonder if this was an intentional choice when casting for the role. Another no-impact change was that Ariel destroyed Ursula's necklace (instead of Scuttle) to get her voice back and also was one who killed Ursula (instead of Eric). I almost forgot about these changes which demonstrates that the original animated version could have done this, but just chose not to, probably for sexism reasons. However, these changes only seem significant in the context of the original animated movie. If Disney committed to a new mermaid princess movie they could have done all these things anyway AND MORE without having to pedantically "empower" Ariel with minor action changes and deal with annoying racist Disney fans complaining the "real Ariel isn't black" or whatever.

I didn't really like the live action version of Eric though. I thought he talked way too much and they randomly gave him his own musical number which a) was a complete fail both in lyrics and melody, b) the actor did not have to vocal talent to perform (even when obviously auto-tuned), c) was weirdly shot so he was just stumbling around on a misty road until he was magically transported onto a ship that I think was supposed to be symbolic?? because his mom (new character!!) banned him from sailing and also he was immediately back in the castle in the next scene. Maybe his character would be more interesting to a non-lesbian but I really didn't see the point in all the extra Eric stuff. I don't think he was all bad, I just didn't have the patience for all the extra Eric content that was thrown in there. The daddy AND mommy issues, uncomfortable with his social privilege issue, the unfulfilled dreamer issue, like GOD what is NOT wrong with this guy and why won't he stop dropping angst bombs in the middle of daily conversation. His constant navel-gazing and word-vomiting was really irritating and immature. I think the aim was to make his character come across as "sensitive" but to me it came across as "blabby" and I was just sitting there thinking "this is 'nice guy' propaganda... what's wrong with a manly and stoic Eric"?

The movie also introduced the concept of "Coral Moons" (months? weeks?) when the seas are more treacherous for sailors because King Triton is gathering his daughters (who each rule one of the seven seas as his proxy) for an Ocean Ruler Annual Summit. I don't know why a mermaid leadership conference would make the seas more dangerous but it's definitely cool and ominous for that to be the case... I think I also remember there being some implication that the Coral Moon is extra magical? Unclear, but I liked the concept change from the animated movie, where Triton was gathering all the merpeople to make them watch his daughters' music recital. This change is not narratively significant, since Ariel's sisters still don't have any purpose in the story and the Coral Moon gathering was only briefly mentioned and never actually takes place on screen, but it's a little more modern and cool for them to all meet under a magical mermaid moon to rule the oceans than "mandatory music recital". Sadly it's never mentioned again, which I found really disappointing... I was wishing for more cool mermaid magic!! Once again, an original, fun concept that was briefly mentioned then tossed aside because we had to move on to reenacting the animated movie!!

They also decided to give Eric a mom who was convinced their island was cursed by the Gods of the Sea(TM) and that's why there are so many shipwrecks off their coastline. Honestly, this could have been a really fun addition. They never made a connection between Triton's beloved wife being killed by humans (the humans of Eric's island?) and Triton destroying their ships in VENGEANCE (perhaps it was meant to be a vague implication) but that could have been a nice motivation/subplot for Eric (who loves sailing and exploring) to solve... Eric's mom was under-developed but I don't hate the idea of inverse mirror Triton/Eric's mom both being against their child's relationship with a member of the species they blame for their problems. My sister and I both liked the change to the end scene where Eric and Ariel are sailing away on their honeymoon and they have both humans and mermaids waving goodbye to them on the shoreline. It was a much better visual expression of "part of your world => part of our world" synthesis, and I came away with the impression that Ariel choosing to become human didn't mean she had to give up the mermaid world and that she could always go back and forth between the two and that this choice and connection was important to her.

Melissa McCarthy was genuinely bad as Ursula. It's such a fun, iconic role, but she did not lean into it and have fun. SHE WAS NOT EATING IT UP. I WAS NOT LIVING. It's not all her (bad acting and singing) fault though, the costume design foolishly decided to recreate Ursula's animated make-up look IRL and it looked clownish and bad and her underwhelming performance and terrible line delivery could not sell it even in a campy way. F- for Melissa. I did love the actress (Jessica Alexander) who played her human alter-ego, Vanessa. She was decadently evil AND really delivered on the vocals. Javier Bardem was great as Triton though. I was disappointed the annoying costume department chose to squeeze him into a cheap looking plastic faux abalone armour top for the ENTIRE DURATION of the movie when clearly he should have been NAKEY, AS ALL MERMAIDS SHOULD BE but I could overlook this in favor of boggling at his weird cloak made of live fish...why...

The writers also had some trite "losing your voice to be heard blah blah blah" dialogue between Triton and Ariel when he accepted her choice to live her life as human. I was pleasantly surprised that they didn't harp on this too much, since I was bracing myself for way more of this nonsense, but I still don't think this dialogue was movie time well spent. I genuinely hate the interpretation that Ariel giving up her voice is bad and that wOmEn SiLeNcE tHeMsElVeS fOr MeN. The real conflict of the story is that Triton is a controlling father who has to learn that he won't lose his daughter by letting her live her own life, but that he will lose her by trying to control her which will drive her away....WHICH IS THE MESSAGE OF THE MOVIE SINCE THAT IS WHAT HAPPENED IN THE MOVIE??? IT WAS NOT THAT WOMEN HAVING THE ABILITY TO SPEAK VERBALLY = AGENCY??? Ariel had agency with or without her voice. Sacrificing her voice for legs was an act of agency because she did what she wanted to get what she wanted. And her quality of life/enjoyment of being human was not restricted or limited in any way by being mute. It didn't even stop Eric from falling in love with who she was as a person when he was previously only in love with her voice.

Speaking of voices, Awkwafina voiced Scuttle (changed from a male seagull in the original to a female gannet in the live action remake). I liked this change because a diving bird is sort of a good fit for a non-fish mermaid friend. But also she also ate a live fish right in front of Flounder and Ariel???? (🎵 We what the land folks love to cook 🎵 Under the sea we off the hook 🎵). They also included a brief new song where she raps about the "scuttlebutt" (gossip). I liked this more than Eric's new song, but I am unsure if I would have liked it if I didn't have the bad Eric song to compare it to. Sebastian's character design was extremely cute and I loved him so much BUT FOR SOME REASON THEY CUT HIS KITCHEN SCENE!?!? The live-action version of Under the Sea was good, dare I say, it could have been perfect if not for the fatal flaw that permeated every underwater scene... the complete lack of background visuals. When your scene is set in a vast ocean I guess it's really hard to stack the background (which by nature will be mostly empty). I noticed this in more than one underwater scene but it really hit hardest during Under the Sea when they were trying to fill the whole shot with action and color and the big blue ocean was just THERE, looming and empty. I guess they could have added some happy whales..? Flounder also wasn't weird like I expected. The promo pictures made him look really weird, but I guess it was just a matter of scale. He was a tiny fish so his weird CGI fish face was small and therefore not creepy in the actual movie.

I hope this all didn't sound too whiney and complain-y because I had a good time watching the 2023 version of The Little Mermaid!! I probably wouldn't watch the whole thing all over again if I had the choice to watch the original version instead, but I would probably re-watch my favorite scenes. Like I said before, I think they had some great original concepts that could have made a really fun new mermaid magical adventure/romance movie, but this potential was sidelined so they could pantomime the animated movie. Sad! I would really have loved to see the original mermaid fantasy drama/romance movie that was hiding inside this remake.
predelection: Wei Yingluo Reads A Book (Wei Yingluo Reading)
2023-04-03 03:47 am

Edward II

Kathryn Warner is King Edward II of England's #1 fan and devotee and not only has she maintained a blog about him for 18 years (!!!) but she also wrote a really excellent biography about his life, Edward II: The Unconventional King. I just finished listening to the audiobook and I really enjoyed it! Reading a non-fiction history book felt like a blast from the past and an unexpected side-effect of reading this book was being reminded of why I fell in love with the field of history and feeling ye olde charms of yore seduce me again.

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predelection: (Dot Book and Forehead Kiss)
2023-03-09 08:56 pm

The Night Tiger

The Night Tiger by Yangsze Choo is a GREAT BOOK about Ren, a young house boy (i.e. servant/assistant), who's trying to find his former employer's missing finger in time to save his soul from transforming into a man-eating spirit tiger and Ji Lin, a young dressmaker's apprentice/part-time dance hall girl, who ends up finding the finger and is trying to get rid of it before it ruins her life.

I think one of my favourite things about this book was how it played with the reader's perception of the supernatural. It obviously is set in a world where the supernatural is real, but not all mystery and crime is a result of the supernatural! It's a really refreshing take on the supernatural genre that I don't read a lot. I also really enjoyed the relationships between all the characters, but especially the relationships between Ji Lin and her step-brother Shin. I read a LOT of romance novels so basically I could instantly pick up on the clues that hinted that Shin was secretly in love with Ji Lin. Their relationship was filled with tons of thrilling moments and shocking twists and turns. I actually screamed at some points! I've noticed that many authors seem to have a "type" when it comes to the personalities of their love-interest characters and Choo definitely likes to give her protagonists a boyfriend with a provocative "tease" personality.

Ren had some very sweet interpersonal relationships too with his cringe-fail employer, William Action, and his coworker/mentor, Ah-Long. Dr. Acton was absolutely the worst, so I was even more touched by his care for Ren and his interest protecting in his future. Choo writes really great side characters/older characters and Ah-Long is one of them. I was really happy that he was included throughout the novel (and even had some funny moments!) and I was very happy when he and Ren got a happy ending.

I checked out the audiobook so I could listen during my commute and during boring parts of my job, but I ended up finishing this book in like, two days, because I couldn't wait to find out what happened next! Once again, Yangsze Choo read the audiobook and did an amazing job. I love her gorgeous voice and she reads with excitement and passion. She recently announced her third book, The Fox Wife and I can't wait to get it!

The book cover actually sucked though. Publishers make good book covers challenge.